December 2010
Anonymous asked: The scene in Mrs. Doubtfire where Matt Lawrence walks into the bathroom and sees Robin Williams' penis. He reacts angrily until his father explains what's been going on to him, thus ending the confrontation. At the time, it seemed reasonable that a teenager would react badly. As children in the '90s, we understood that women don't have penises, and as such, Ron Williams'...
Anonymous asked: If this baby's father leaves me, would you be willing to help me out?
November 2010
kweenofthenight asked: If you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life, what would it be?
kweenofthenight asked: What is your favorite song from a Disney movie?
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Anonymous asked: I am sure she would say something along the lines of "Get it Tanner!" I mean I don't know her. But I am sure she would support you showing the world a little nip.
Anonymous asked: Topless Tuesday?
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swingatair asked: Who could be mean to you? You are the nicest guy on Tumblr!
In honor of TMI Tuesday...
…I’ve turned anonymous questions back on. We’ll see how it goes.
Be nice, snarky anons!
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But we’re gonna start by drinking old cheap bottles of wine, sit talking...
– The Script, “For The First Time”
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You know you're procrastinating when...
…you run software update.
Because at least then you’re being a little productive.
UPDATE: Now I’m cleaning out my “Downloads” folder. It continues…
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I'm Justified, Right?
jordywordy:
In comparing Nicki Minaj’s bottom to Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.
It might be real, it might not be. However, I choose to believe in It and the magic contained therein.
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Magical Moment.
One of my very best friends from work (we worked together quite a bit over the summer) completely surprised me with a visit in the break room at work last night.
I live for moments like that.
Tonight was just...
…beyond. I love this job more than I could ever say.
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I wanna be in love real bad.
…And after watching Love and Other Drugs I want it more than ever.
It’s sappy, and maybe a bit much for Tumblr, and blah, blah, blah, but perhaps saying it’ll help a bit.
Please?
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My little cousin and I are playing Twister as our...
Typical.
Familial Observation #2
Drinking wine at 12 is completely alright.
Familial Observation #1
My brother does a hair-flip once every 6 minutes, I’ve calculated.
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"Part of Your World" just came up in my iPod...
…and I started crying.
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