December 2010
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WELL HEY THERE DIRECT DEPOSIT FROM MY FOUR DAYS AT...
I WASN’T EXPECTING YOU SO SOON…WELCOME!
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Black Swan Post The Fourth
Half-way through the movie, the woman next to me leaned over and whispered, “Are you a dancer?”
I think it was the combination of my long legs (fully exposed as a result of the shorts I was wearing) and kinda-look-like-ballet-shoes Toms. Also, I might have been pointing my toes.
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I am a black swan.
Tanner: *Twirling*
Dad: Tanner. Just because you saw Black Swan it doesn't make you a dancer.
Tanner: I AM A DANCER AND I AM PERFECT AND I AM A BLACK SWAN AAAAAH *runs away flapping wings*
LET'S JUST SAY THAT BLACK SWAN WAS NO CENTER...
JK I LOVED IT.
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AT HOOTERS
LOLOLOLOLOL
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tan-the-man asked: Not gonna lie, I started following you because we share the best first name. I like your blog too, but that's not as important.
tan-the-man asked: Not gonna lie, I started following you because we share the best first name. I like your blog too, but that's not as important.
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GASP! We could throw his Playstation 3 out of the window, take a video, and text...
– My advice upon hearing that my friend’s boyfriend was cheating on her.
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I'm a Holiday Virgin.
Never had a New Year’s Kiss
Never had a Valentine Kiss
Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day
Never had a Valentine
Never had a kiss under the mistletoe
(via joshsaradpon)
There's a video of me singing/screaming "Firework"...
Oh, Crown Royal.
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boysforbreakfast asked: Hey BUDDY how are you BUDDY let's get some drinks BUDDY
boysforbreakfast asked: Hey BUDDY how are you BUDDY let's get some drinks BUDDY
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"...More than you could ever know..."
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This may or may not be me playing Santa Claus two years ago at Weeki Wachee, set to the sounds of “All I Want For Christmas Is You”.
(Underwater. At night.)
Oh the memories!
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dumblederp asked: Can I just have your job forever and ever?
creepan and saw you work at disneyworld..
I HAVEN'T EVER EVEN BEEN D:
my life is a lie :(
creepan and saw you work at disneyworld..
I HAVEN'T EVER EVEN BEEN D:
my life is a lie :(
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I'm quite bored with my music collection as of...
“21”, “Untitled Britney Spears Album”, and “Born This Way” (!!!!!!) can you just go ahead and get here already?!
dumblederp asked: Can I just have your job forever and ever?
creepan and saw you work at disneyworld..
I HAVEN'T EVER EVEN BEEN D:
my life is a lie :(
creepan and saw you work at disneyworld..
I HAVEN'T EVER EVEN BEEN D:
my life is a lie :(
thespeakerforthedead asked: Sooo..... are you working at DisneyLand or Disneyworld?
prophetmyuz-deactivated20110919 asked: I just saw a string of likes from you and it made me happy!
prophetmyuz-deactivated20110919 asked: I just saw a string of likes from you and it made me happy!