December 2011
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My super stylish boss just complimented me on my...
…AND I BOUGHT THIS SHIT AT WALMART FOR 5 BUCKS THREE YEARS AGO LOLOLOL.
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dirtybrown asked: you may not have a boyfriend, but I would gladly give you a ride from the airport
Dad: Is your boyfriend picking you up at the airport?
Tanner: I HAVE NO BOYFRIEND, ASSHOLE.
My aunt just told me that it's bad luck to pour...
FUQ.
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“Look at me. I’m a playa. I got game.”
– My dad
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“She’s pretty, but very mean. Like a beautiful snake.”
– My grandma
Christmas Fact:
My grandma’s sugar cookie recipe is so sacred that she only gave it to my mom 7 years after she’d been married to my dad.
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Playboy sent me a subscription offer in the mail...
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--trimalchio asked: Hi beautiful.
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