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March 2011

Kirstie Alley is going to be on Dancing With The...

Kirstie Alley is going to be on Dancing With The Stars.

February 2011

I JUST HAD 32 BOTOX INJECTIONS.

No really though. THE FOLLOWING IS NOT GLAMOROUS OR CUTE OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT AND IS PROBABLY TMI. You’ve been warned. I’ve had a “medical condition” called hyperhidrosis since around high school, in which my underarms (sometimes) sweat in excess at very random times. I can usually hide it, but I’ve tried just about everything under the sun (if you need...

GaGa got dat Britney-circa-2001 body.

DVRs killed award shows and then social networking...

That minor sense of accomplishment you get when...

"I AM AS VAIN AS I ALLOW."

(In response to GPOY Night on my blog.)

“Dubstep is what an orgasm sounds like.”

There are very few things better than coming home...

Just gave a "Born This Way" performance.

Getting ready to Sleigh Bells' Pandora station.

Its gon be a wyld nyyyyyyt.

I can’t decide if I look really disgusting or really sexy after I do Bikram.

You just walked in, I make you smile.

It’s cool but you don’t even know me.

boysforbreakfast asked: bloop bloop

kevinless asked: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh1jj2NHFV1qan4hk.png
Yes. Yes I am.

Oh yeah. Meant to post a line from "I Kissed A...

“Natural Woman” - Adele Looking out...

“I Wanna Go (Teaser)” - Britney Spears Another fantastic teaser clip. I’m actually getting excited for “Femme Fatale” at this point. Hmm.

Behind every great idea is a hipster who heard of...

“I can’t bare this time…drags on as I lose my mind…”